Purple Cow - Mooooooo

Lemme tell you friends, there's nothing like getting dressed in the morning with your son's leapfrog animal match game saying, "purple cow mooooooo" - especially when he's practicing his DJing skills and mixing it up to say, "pur - pur - purple - pur pur purple cow - moooooo mooooo". That in itself is it's own little nugget of joy. But, my friends, nothing tops looking at yourself in the mirror, purple maternity shirt stretched to the max over your maternity jeans stretched to the max - with the words purple cow mooooooo - lifting your spirits.

I changed my clothes.

3 times.

Thanks, Bug.